Scrubs2001

Dr. John "J.D." Dorian:
Why ostriches?

Mr. Sutton:
They're such majestic creatures, don't you think? And, you know, they're kinda like my children. Plus, I make belts out of their necks.

Dr. John "J.D." Dorian:
OK... look, Mr Sutton, I'm sure you're wondering why I'm here [Turk gets thrown in through the window, screaming]

Mr. Sutton:
There is a door!

Dr. Christopher Turk:
Man...

Dr. John "J.D." Dorian:
Are you OK? Did you try and escape?

Dr. Christopher Turk:
I did escape... there was one waiting in the car.

Dr. John "J.D." Dorian:
Ah...

Mr. Sutton:
That's Leon. Loves the car rides. Likes to stick his head out the window... I tell him it's a little too dangerous but he doesn't listen to me.

Dr. John "J.D." Dorian:
Mr Sutton, I cured you and you never thanked me.

Mr. Sutton:
Why would I thank you for doing your job? I'm a garbage man: how many times a day do you think I get thanked?

Dr. Christopher Turk:
Six.

Mr. Sutton:
You're off by about six.

Dr. Christopher Turk:
Twelve!

Mr. Sutton:
I'm starting to see why Leon outfoxed you...

Dr. Christopher Turk:
Stupid bird stole my hat! [Sutton leaves the room]

Dr. John "J.D." Dorian:
I just don't see why it's such a big deal for you to say "Hey, doc...". Why'd he just walk away like that?

Dr. Christopher Turk:
[mumbling] I don't know. [Leon enters the room; he sports Turk's hat; J.D. And Turk slowly turn around]

Dr. John "J.D." Dorian:
Ruh-roh...

Dr. Christopher Turk:
Don't move...

Dr. John "J.D." Dorian:
I gotta admit he look pretty phat in your Kangol...