Scrubs2001

Dr. Elliot Reid:
Why are you still antagonising him?

Dr. Perry Cox:
I don't know. I can't stop.

Dr. Elliot Reid:
I am warning you, you better come through for him.

Dr. Perry Cox:
What do you want me to do, anyway?

Dr. Elliot Reid:
Be more sensitive. Try giving him a hug.

Dr. Perry Cox:
Barbie... you've met be before, yes? Now, at most, I can muster one hug a year, and nine months ago I hugged my son, so: you're gonna have to do it.

Dr. Elliot Reid:
Um, you saw us before, we're still awkward from the break-up.

Dr. Perry Cox:
Hold the phone: are you suggesting that if I sleep with him, that I won't have to deal with problems like this? Because I'm seriously considering taking that hit. [as Elliot walks off] I mean, honestly, what is he like in post-game? Is there spooning? Because I don't spoon, I'm not a spooner.