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Turk:
Dr. Kelso! Do you have any idea who's gonna get those three attending spots next year?

Dr. Kelso:
There are four spots for next year.

Turk:
Three if you're not counting the one going to me!

Dr. Kelso:
I'm gonna stick with four, Turkleton. See, there are numerous skilled surgeons here at Sacred Fart - [laughs] did you see the sign? [He continues chuckling, and Turk humors him by joining in] Though there will be no vandalism here, people! [Snickers] It was classic! Anyway, the key is doing something to get noticed.

Turk:
I don't know if you know this, but tomorrow I'm doing an appendectomy using hypnosis instead of anesthesia.

Dr. Kelso:
Well, it's about time. Hell's bells, son, when I say the name Turkleton, people laugh!

Turk:
Maybe because that's not my name.

Dr. Kelso:
Not yet, Turkleton! Not yet.