Scrubs2001

Carla:
Fine, you can't live with Elliot, but you're not living with us so get your crap out by Friday.

J.D.:
Friday? Friday's my birthday. I've already e-vited everyone to a party at our place.

Carla:
Whose place?

J.D.:
Your place. Look I can't just un-e-vite everyone. I've got two e-yeses and 24 e-maybes. That's a lot of e-sponses.

Carla:
Bambi, I'm gonna put my e-foot up your ass.

J.D.:
It's a Mexican themed fiesta on the first anniversary of my 29th birthday. That means I'm turning thirty. Donde? 56 Walnut Drive. Cuando? Thank you for asking, ocho-thirty until upside down question mark. Sombreros at the door. Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrooooh!

Turk:
I'll be there.

J.D.:
Gracias, amigo.

[to Carla]

J.D.:
I borrowed one of your dictionaries.