Scrubs

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Genre: Comedy
"Scrubs" is an American television sitcom that aired from 2001 to 2010. The show follows the personal and professional lives of a group of doctors and nurses at the fictional Sacred Heart Hospital, primarily through the eyes of the protago… more »



Patient:
Yeah, I'm auditioning for my church's senior citizen production of Street Car Named Desire. Would you mind running lines with me? [hands Dr. Cox a script]

Dr. Perry Cox:
[taking the script and reading it] Yeah, I'd be happy to.

Patient:
[reading from the script, speaking with heavy country accent] If I didn't know you was my wife's sister, I'd get ideas about you.

Dr. Perry Cox:
[over acting using hand gestures] I can't believe you think - I would do this with you - Seriously, I'm a doctor.

Patient:
[looking confused at Dr. Cox] What page are you on?

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