Scrubs2001

Dr. Cox:
It's your hair, your nose, your chinless face. You always need a hug. Not to mention all the manly Appletinies that you chug. That you think I am your mentor, just continues to perplex. And oh my God stop telling me when you have nerdy sex!

J.D.:
And by the way, the last time Kim was in town we took some Appeltinies and poored 'em on our good parts!

Dr. Cox:
See now newbie that's the thing you do that drives me up a tree. 'Cause no matter how I rant at you, you never let me be. So I'm stuck with all your day dreaming, your wish to be my son. It makes me sucidial! And I'm not the only one. No I'm not the only one. [lights go out, a spotlight falls on the Janitor]