Scrubs2001

Dr. John "J.D." Dorian:
Okay, fine: I'm sorry I slept with your ex-wife!

Nurse Laverne Roberts:
I think I'll sit back down.

Dr. John "J.D." Dorian:
It was an accident.

Dr. Perry Cox:
Look... First of all, it's not like you tripped and fell into her... and then out of her... and then into her... again. And, second of all, you're smart enough to know that I don't want to talk about this; I don't want to know where you did it; I don't even want to know... how it was.

Dr. John "J.D." Dorian:
A little scary - - Sorry! Jitters!

Dr. John "J.D." Dorian:
[to himself] And here come the fireworks...

Dr. Perry Cox:
I know you didn't have any idea who she was, and I understand why you were too nervous to tell me. So, whatta ya say we leave it at that? I forgive you; you are forgiven. Okay?

Dr. John "J.D." Dorian:
[to himself] Cool.

Nurse Laverne Roberts:
Damn.