Scrubs

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Genre: Comedy
"Scrubs" is an American television sitcom that aired from 2001 to 2010. The show follows the personal and professional lives of a group of doctors and nurses at the fictional Sacred Heart Hospital, primarily through the eyes of the protago… more »



Dr. Perry Cox:
[holding J.D.'s pager] Do you know how I know that this is yours, Farrah? 'Cause when I paged you earlier, someone found it next to a can of Fresca and a dog-eared copy of Teen People magazine. Anyway - long story, short: The whole incident gave me a bang-up idea; because, you see, I've got tomorrow off. So I'm gonna be on my couch, sipping on some scotch and paging you every twenty seconds. And if you don't answer every damn last one of 'em, I'm gonna shove this thing so far down your throat it's gonna make you take a tinkle every time it goes off.

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