Scrubs2001

Dr. Perry Cox:
Oh. Would everyone please watch this? Because nobody, but nobody, cries like Sammy. He leads off with the Chin Quiver. [Thompson does so] Then he goes right to the Look Away. [Thompson drops his eyes, and waves off Jordan's hand on his shoulder] He tries to hold it back but he just can't because there's too much pain! [Thompson's body shudders] And then finally, he squeezes out one single... tear [mock cries and leads the applause]... Ladies and gentlemen, that is some quality Crack Addict Theatre!

Dr. Christopher Turk:
I can't watch this.

Nurse Roberts:
Then move your big, bald biscuit head! Some of us don't have cable.