Scrubs2001

Jordan Sullivan:
Sam? What are you doing back here?

Sam Thompson:
Hey, lambchop. Uh, crazy story - I was, uh, I was taking a bus to my plane ticket, there was an accident, and thank God I'm alive. I'd hug you but I, uh, uuuggghhh!

[wiggles handcuffed hand and chuckles]

Dr. Kelso:
Jordan. This is one of our most famous con artist-slash-drug addicts.

Sam Thompson:
Nice to see you, sir.

Dr. Kelso:
You as well. Turkleton? You've dealt with him before.

Sam Thompson:
Hey, dude!

Dr. Kelso:
why didn't you tell her?

Dr. Christopher Turk:
[Pointing at Cox] 'Cause he told me not to!

Dr. Perry Cox:
This is gonna cost you.