Scrubs2001

Dr. Cox:
Your endocrinology fellowship lasted all of five days. Granted, to you five days may seem like an eternity as it's roughly five times as long as any of your pasty relationships have lasted. But trust me, that hardly makes you an expert.

Elliot:
Oh really? Because you never went to assface school, but you seem to be an expert at that. Am I right?

J.D.:
[didn't hear conversation, but high-fives Elliot] Here's some!

Dr. Cox:
You're going to high five THAT? Bi-hig mistake.

J.D.:
I didn't know what I was high-fiving. I gotta stop doing that.

Elliot:
Did you eat my mango body butter?

J.D.:
No.

[thinking]

J.D.:
I smeared it on a bagel.