Seinfeld

Seinfeld1989

Director: Art Wolff
Genre: Comedy
Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City. more »



Jackie Chiles:
So you're driving in the car, you're with your friend, minding your own business?

Cosmo Kramer:
Yeah.

Jackie Chiles:
Then what happened?

Cosmo Kramer:
Then we saw this woman, and she was wearing a bra with no top.

Jackie Chiles:
No top? She didn't have a top on?

Cosmo Kramer:
No. So I got distracted and I crashed the car.

Jackie Chiles:
Well how would you describe this woman? Would you say she was an attractive woman?

Cosmo Kramer:
Oh yeah!

Jackie Chiles:
So we got an attractive woman, wearing a bra, no top, walkin' around in broad daylight. She's flouting society's conventions!

Cosmo Kramer:
She was flouting.

Jackie Chiles:
That's totally inappropriate. It's lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous!

Cosmo Kramer:
It was outrageous. And she's the heir to the O'Henry candy bar fortune.

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  • chrisstian
    Kramer got Jackie's attention with the O'Henry info lol
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