Seinfeld

     

Seinfeld1989

Director: Art Wolff
Genre: Comedy
Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City. more »


Jerry Seinfeld:
What is this? [picks a jacket of the rack]

Jerry Seinfeld:
This is beautiful. [holds it up for Elaine to see]

Jerry Seinfeld:
These jackets never fit me right.

Elaine Benes:
Try it on.

Elaine Benes:
Hmmm! Wow! This is soft suede.

Jerry Seinfeld:
This may be the most perfect jacket I have ever put on.

Jerry Seinfeld:
How much is it?

Elaine Benes:
[surprised] Oh... my... God!

Jerry Seinfeld:
Bad ?

[Elaine nods]

Jerry Seinfeld:
Very bad?

Elaine Benes:
You have no idea.

Jerry Seinfeld:
I have some idea.

Elaine Benes:
No idea.

Jerry Seinfeld:
I've got a ball park.

Elaine Benes:
There is no park and the team has re-located.

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