Seinfeld

Seinfeld1989

Director: Art Wolff
Genre: Comedy
Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City. more »



Frank Costanza:
Let me understand, you got the hen, the chicken and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So, who's having sex with the hen?

George Costanza:
Why don't we talk about it another time.

Frank Costanza:
But you see my point here? You only hear of a hen, a rooster and a chicken. Something's missing!

Mrs. Ross:
Something's missing all right.

Mr. Ross:
They're all chickens. The rooster has sex with all of them.

Frank Costanza:
That's perverse.

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