Seinfeld1989

Cosmo Kramer:
[has just learned Jerry's girlfriend is Bette Midler's understudy in the Rochelly, Rochelle musical] Understudys, now they're a shifty bunch. The substitute teachers of the theater world.

Jerry Seinfeld:
I'm glad that she's an understudy. This way I avoid having to go backstage and think of something to say.

George Costanza:
Going backstage is the worst. Especially when they stink, then it's a real problem.

Jerry Seinfeld:
Just once I'd like to tell someone they stink. 'Ya know what? I didn't like the show, I didn't like you, ya just really stunk. The whole thing: really bad. Stinkaroo. Thanks for the tickets though.'