Sherlock2010

Dr. John Watson:
[notes Sherlock wrapped in a bed sheet] You wearing any pants?

Sherlock Holmes:
No.

Dr. John Watson:
Okay.

[Holmes and Watson glance at each other and burst into laughter]

Dr. John Watson:
At Buckingham Palace. Right. Oh, oh, I am seriously fighting an impulse to steal an ashtray. What are we doing here, Sherlock? No, seriously, what?

Sherlock Holmes:
I don't know.

Dr. John Watson:
Here to see the Queen?

[Mycroft walks in]

Sherlock Holmes:
Oh, apparently yes.

[John and Sherlock start laughing]

Mycroft Holmes:
Just once, can you two behave like grown ups?

Dr. John Watson:
We solve crimes, I blog about it, and he forgets his pants, so I wouldn't hold on to too much hope.