Sherlock2010

Mycroft:
Bravery is by far the kindest word for stupidity, don't you think? What is your connection to Sherlock Holmes?

Dr John Watson:
I don't... have one. I barely know him. I met him... yesterday.

Mycroft:
Mmm, and since yesterday you've moved in with him, and now you're solving crimes together. Might we expect a happy announcement by the end of the week?

Dr John Watson:
Who are you?

Mycroft:
An interested party.

Dr John Watson:
Interested in Sherlock? Why? I'm guessing you're not friends.

Mycroft:
You've met him. How many friends do you imagine he has? I'm the closest thing to a friend that Sherlock Holmes is capable of having.

Dr John Watson:
And what's that?

Mycroft:
An enemy.

Dr John Watson:
An enemy?

Mycroft:
In his mind, certainly. If you were to ask him, he'd probably say an archenemy. He does love to be dramatic.

Dr John Watson:
Well, thank God you're above all that.