Silicon Valley2014

Richard Hendricks:
So it says here that you're proficient in C++, code assembly for multiple processor architectures, and... that you are a cyborg?

Jared Patakian:
That is correct short for cybernetic organism. I came into this world of filth and pain with a congenital heart condition, requiring the installation of a pacemaker, upon which I am mortally dependent.

Donald 'Jared' Dunn:
Wow, he's technically a cyborg.

Richard Hendricks:
Yeah, yeah. Makes the resume accurate.

Jared Patakian:
Look, we all know that I can make a shitload more money working for some multi-colored Happy Town in a hermetically-sealed box. But permission to be honest? [Looks at Richard]

Richard Hendricks:
Permission granted.

Donald 'Jared' Dunn:
[There's a pause while he stares at Donald] Oh. granted.

Jared Patakian:
I like that you guys are so weird.