South of Nowhere2005

Spencer Carlin:
[seeing Glen and Madison on the couch] Woooooooooo-woo!

Glen Carlin:
What the hell did you do to my, sister?

Spencer Carlin:
[giggles] Nothing.

Aiden Dennison:
I'm not even going to ask what you were doing with my girlfriend. It's pretty obvious.

Glen Carlin:
Maybe if you were a better boyfriend, she wouldn't be looking my way.

Aiden Dennison:
Man, she's just using you to get to me.

Madison Duarte:
Don't you throw that at me.

Spencer Carlin:
[drunk] No, no... this is not what it looks like.

Madison Duarte:
It's not? Because it looks like you've been getting dressed in the backseat of someone's Nissan Xterra.

Spencer Carlin:
Hey Aiden, isn't that what you drive?

Aiden Dennison:
Spencer, shut up.

Glen Carlin:
Hey, man, you shut up!

Madison Duarte:
Both of you shut up. This is all so wrong.

Spencer Carlin:
No, no, wait, no. You know what would make this so much more wrong? If Ashley was here! [giggles]

Aiden Dennison, Glen Carlin:
Shut up!

Glen Carlin:
Did this jackoff get you wasted?

Spencer Carlin:
No!

Paula Carlin:
Spencer, are you drunk?

Spencer Carlin:
[shakes her head] No.

[Spencer smiles, but then she vomits all over the floor]

Arthur Carlin:
We'll take that as a "yes".