South of Nowhere2005

Spencer Carlin:
So do you know how to work that thing?

Ashley Davies:
No, not exactly. But have you seen any indie films lately? No clue what they're doing, and yet it deosn't stop them and they're still winning awards. [Camera beeps] Now, okay.

Spencer Carlin:
What kind of movie are you making?

Ashley Davies:
It's an art film, with underpinnings of sexual tension. I was thinking about entering it into the West Hollywood "Check out my shorts" film festival. Now tell me about your first time having sex.

Spencer Carlin:
What?

Ashley Davies:
Come on! This is where the sexual underpinnings come in. My documentary is about people's first times having sex. I already made my entry, lets go.

Spencer Carlin:
No. No way... on tape? Not gonna happen. [Puts her hands in front of the camera] .