South of Nowhere2005

Spencer Carlin:
[Spencer and Ashley looking at the picture of her naked on Ashley's computer] Hey, look at it this way. If someone is going to show your naked body to an entire school, at least they picked a hot photo.

Ashley Davies:
Why Spencer Carlin, I think that was a compliment.

Spencer Carlin:
Why, you're very welcome. So why all the glitter makeup?

Ashley Davies:
Why not? Adds a certain flash don't you think?

Spencer Carlin:
Definitely a touch of class.

Ashley Davies:
You do know that's not me, right? I mean, it's my face, but not my body.

Spencer Carlin:
Okay, that's your story and I'm happy to stick to it.

Ashley Davies:
No, seriously, look. I do not have a birth mark on my thigh.

Spencer Carlin:
No way?

Ashley Davies:
Way. The power of photo-shop. So it adds to the mystery of moi.

Spencer Carlin:
Who would do that?

Ashley Davies:
Madison. B*tch.

Spencer Carlin:
You were Madison's friend?

Ashley Davies:
Yeah, freshman year, Then up until last year, she was cool until I started hanging out with Aiden.

Spencer Carlin:
You know, two can play this little computer game.

Ashley Davies:
And better... or worse. [giggles]