South of Nowhere2005

Ashley Davies:
So, you gonna tell me about your night out with your new friend?

Spencer Carlin:
She has a name, y'know.

Ashley Davies:
Oh yeah, she has alot of names. Ones with like, four and five letters.

Spencer Carlin:
How many letters does "I'm allowed to have new friends" have?

Ashley Davies:
All I'm saying is she's bad news. I'd steer clear if I were you.

Spencer Carlin:
Y'know some people might've said the same thing about you.

Ashley Davies:
Whatever. Okay, who?

Spencer Carlin:
The entire school, but that's not the point. You know, it doesn't mean that she doesn't deserve to have friends.

Ashley Davies:
You are so clueless sometimes. You do know that she's gay, right?

Spencer Carlin:
What? She is not. You need to reboot you're gay-dar.

Ashley Davies:
Whatever. Don't kid yourself. It's better than your "breeder meter" .

Spencer Carlin:
What is it that every gay person is so sure that everybody else is gay?

Ashley Davies:
It's not everybody else. Just the gay one's. So how was your big brother's date with Madison?

Spencer Carlin:
You mean, will there be a second date?

Ashley Davies:
From what I hear, she's a pretty good first date.

Spencer Carlin:
Yeah.

Ashley Davies:
Do I look loaded to you?

Spencer Carlin:
What?

Ashley Davies:
Because I think I see my Mom.

Spencer Carlin:
What is she doing at school?

Ashley Davies:
Call you later?