South of Nowhere2005

Ashley Davies:
Are you okay?

Spencer Carlin:
Yeah... are you?

Ashley Davies:
[groans as she sits up] Last night was rough. You came to take care of me?

Spencer Carlin:
Was there an option?

Ashley Davies:
Yeah. The one most people do when they're around me... leave.

Spencer Carlin:
No way. Then life would be just too predictable.

Ashley Davies:
How do I look?

Spencer Carlin:
Good...

Ashley Davies:
You suck at lying. [Spencer laughs] . But I'm glad you try.

Christine Davies:
Rise and shine darling... I'm heading out for the day, and I might not be home tonight. Really, Ashley I tolerate your playmates, but do they have to be here in the morning?

Spencer Carlin:
Oh, I'm sorry. I just fell asleep.

Ashley Davies:
You remember my friend Spencer. Right Mom?

Christine Davies:
Right. Look , honey I can't leave you if you insist on bringing home this kind of..."friend".

Spencer Carlin:
Actually, I just came to take care of her.

Christine Davies:
And I'm sure you did that very well.

Ashley Davies:
Mom, can you please just try to be nice?

Christine Davies:
Oh, I have been. To Paige who stole my credit cards. To Elizabeth, who passed out eating my Valium. And then there was the one with the piercings, she just moved in and we had to have the help get rid of her. Here this ought to cover you until I get home. Ciao.

Ashley Davies:
I'm sorry.

Spencer Carlin:
Is this how it is every morning?

Ashley Davies:
No. That only happens once a month... when I see her.

Spencer Carlin:
Did you really sleep with all those girls?

Ashley Davies:
Those are just the ones she found out about. [sees Spencer sigh sadly]. None of them meant anything.

Spencer Carlin:
And that makes it better?