Stargate SG-11997

Brigadier General Jack O'Neill:
So... what brings you to this neck of the woods, on such a fine day, in my backyard?

Lt. Col. Samantha Carter:
Well actually, I've been sitting in your driveway for the last ten minutes, trying to work up the nerve to come and talk to you. The truth is, I've been trying to work up the nerve for a lot longer than that.

Brigadier General Jack O'Neill:
Oh?

Lt. Col. Samantha Carter:
Pete put a downpayment down on a house. It's a beautiful house. But... The truth is, I'm having second thoughts about the wedding.

Brigadier General Jack O'Neill:
Why?

Lt. Col. Samantha Carter:
See, the thing is, the closer it gets, the more I get the feeling that... I'm making a big, huge mistake.

Brigadier General Jack O'Neill:
Look Carter, I don't know what...

Lt. Col. Samantha Carter:
I'm sorry to bother you with this but, see, there's actually a good reason that I'm bothering you with this and if I don't tell you now, I might never...

Kerry Johnson:
Jack, I looked everywhere, but I could not... Colonel Carter!

Lt. Col. Samantha Carter:
[coldly] Miss Johnson.

Brigadier General Jack O'Neill:
We were just meeting here, in my backyard on this fine day to discuss the state of affairs. [splashes beer everywhere]

Kerry Johnson:
Well this is awkward.

Lt. Col. Samantha Carter:
Ya think?