Stargate: Atlantis2004

Dr. Rodney McKay:
Absolutely not.

Jeannie Miller:
We're talking about saving your life.

Dr. Rodney McKay:
[brandishing the drill] Look, my brain is not some new deck off the back of your house.

Lt. Colonel John Sheppard:
I'm not the one doing the surgery.

Dr. Rodney McKay:
[to Keller] Yeah, and as my parting advice, you need to stop letting these guys talk you into doing stupid things.

Dr. Jennifer Keller:
I can do it.

Dr. Rodney McKay:
Really?

Jeannie Miller:
And I'm fairly sure I can modify the life signs detector.

Dr. Rodney McKay:
Yeah, with my help.

Jeannie Miller:
So help.

Dr. Rodney McKay:
Look, this isn't one of those PBS brain surgeries where my scull is open and we're having a conversation...

Dr. Jennifer Keller:
I have enough anesthetic to put you out, you're not gonna feel a thing.

Dr. Rodney McKay:
It's probably a *hammer*.