Skin Deep1989

Zach:
You see, I truly love women.

Barney:
Oh, I see.

Zach:
I love everything about them, Barney. I love the way they feel, the way they smell, most of the time. I have to admit, I don't like women with long, round toenails. But that is the only abrogation so far. And so far has been quite awhile and quite a few.

Barney:
Oh, that's true.

Zach:
I long for a meaningful, monogamous, healthy relationship. And I was sure I had it with Alex, but the truth is, Barney, in the deep dark slience of my considered conscience, where there's just me and me, the unmitigated truth is, I want it all.

Barney:
Hey, wanting is okay.

Zach:
I want a loving, faithful, caring, caretaking wife, and I wanna make love to everything else in long skirts, with bare feet and ripe, juicy mouths. Little boy-girls with small firm breats and tight asses. Rubensque round women with big Mother Earth breasts and green eyes. God! I could go on and on.

Barney:
Don't. I'm getting a hard-on.

Zach:
Me too.