Still Standing2002

Lauren Miller:
Mom!

Judy:
What's wrong? Your dad crash another car?

Lauren Miller:
Worse he started freaking out because he found a shirt in the back seat.

Judy:
Who's shirt?

Lauren Miller:
Nick Defalco's. I told you about him - he's just a friend.

Bill:
Oh! A boy who's a friend, put those together what do you get? A boyfriend! Which you said she didn't have! Judy, once again where are her parents?

Judy:
Well I'm her mother and I'm thinking of getting back in touch with her real father.

Lauren Miller:
Yeah, what exactly is your problem dad?

Bill:
My problem is boys are getting hot in your car and you're on the pill.

Lauren Miller:
You know I'm on the pill? Mom!

Judy:
I didn't tell him! He found it when he was rifling through your purse.

Lauren Miller:
There's no privacy in this house I hate this! Ugh! [Runs upstairs and slams door]

Bill:
Boy you really stepped in it.

Judy:
No I married it. A big pile of it! I can't believe you brought up the pills. Now she's never gonna trust me again.

Bill:
She was lying to you about why she wanted them.

Judy:
No she told me about this Nick. He's just some doofy guy from school but you overreacted and you blew it for both of us. You know what buddy? You're back out of the loop!

Bill:
What?

Judy:
Yeah we're going back to the way it's always been - me raising Lauren as a single mom!

Bill:
She needs a father in her life!

Judy:
I know but I can't find the cocktail napkin with his number on it!