Stroker and Hoop2004

[Stroker and Hoop tries to confront Megan]

Hoop:
Hello, Megan. Stay calm. I'm Hoop, and this is my partner, Stroker.

Stroker:
Detectives...not gay.

Hoop:
We know how you feel, Megan. Highschool sucks.

Stroker:
And you're too fat to be a cheerleader, so you do the goth thing.

Hoop:
Dammit, Stroke! I'm trying to establish some trust here.

Megan:
[demon voice] Megan doesn't want you here.

Hoop:
Ok, Megan, now you see why smoking isn't the best for you?

[Megan turns her head around like the Exorcist]

Stroker:
Alright, it's go time! [reloads shotgun]

Hoop:
Um, Stroke.

Stroker:
Here's some holy water for ya! How do you like that, Mr. Demon?

Hoop:
Um, Stroke. Stroke.

Stroker:
HYAH!

Hoop:
It's tap water. [uses megaphone] It's tap water.

Stroker:
What?

Hoop:
It's ta-- It's tap water.

Stroker:
TAP WATER?

Hoop:
I was running late, and the church was...was way uptown--

Stroker:
You slackass!

Demon Megan:
UNLEASH THE HOUNDS OF HELL!