Stroker and Hoop2004

Hoop:
Stroker, didn't you learn anything about the spirit of Christmas? Now I want you to go grab your son, go buy the biggest goose in town.

Stroker:
Where the hell am I supposed to find a goose?

Hoop:
Good question. [Pan across a turkey farm]

Narrator:
And that, my friends, is the story of how Stroker saved Christmas. Now, it took old Stroker a few years to get over losing the lottery, and to figure out this was a happy ending. But that's the funny thing about happy endings. They're not about getting richer;

[we finally find out who the narrator is, a talking turkey]

Narrator:
They're about growing older, and getting to share another year with the ones you love.

[a man approaches and grabs the poor turkey around the neck]

Narrator:
Wait! What the hell? No! No, I want to live! Dear god, please! Don't kill me!

[He is dragged offscreen]

Narrator:
Nooooo!

[he is killed by the farmer, likely to end up Stroker and Hoop's Christmas dinner]