Style & Substance1998

[Terry bites into a metal wing-nut in his candy bar]

Trudy Weissman:
This is your lucky day because now you get to write a letter of complaint to the candy company.

Mr. John:
Trudy's right. I once found a dead beetle in a bottle of champagne. I wrote the company a letter of complaint and imagine my delight when they sent me three cases of bubbly!

Trudy Weissman:
You see?

Mr. John:
Of course, I couldn't open a single bottle without retching uncontrollably.