Supernatural2005

Crowley:
Mr. Pendleton, I presume? The name's Crowley.

Mr. Pendleton:
[uncertain] In my negotiations I was, uh, dealing with a very young, attractive young lady...

Crowley:
Yes, I know. But you, piggy-banker, you... are a big fish. And I wanted to do you the honor of sealing this deal personally.

Mr. Pendleton:
She said the deal would be sealed with a kiss.

Crowley:
[smiling] That's right.

Mr. Pendleton:
No, I mean she's... I don't...

Crowley:
Your choice. You can cling to six decades of deep-seated homophobia, or, just give it up, and get a complete bail-out of your bank's *ridiculous* incompetence.

Mr. Pendleton:
There are just things that I...

Crowley:
Going once...

Mr. Pendleton:
No, I don't think so...

Crowley:
Going twice...

Mr. Pendleton:
[snarls] All right! All right.

[Crowley pulls him into a kiss, Pendleton squirms; Castiel comes into view behind a pillar]

Castiel:
[into cell] Got him.