Supernatural2005

[Dean is undercover at a high school, posing as a gym teacher]

Dean Winchester:
Today, you will have the honor of playing one of the greatest games ever invented. A game of skill, agility, and cunning. A game with one simple rule: [Dean picks up a red gym ball] Dodge.

[Dean pegs a student in the stomach at close range, knocking him to the floor]

Dean Winchester:
Sorry

Kid in Gym Class:
Uh, substitute Coach Roth?

Dean Winchester:
Yes?

Kid in Gym Class:
Miss Budroll never let us play dodgeball.

Dean Winchester:
Well, Miss. B's in Massachusetts getting married, so we're playing.

Kid in Gym Class:
She says it's dangerous!

Dean Winchester:
[Dean blows his whistle] Take a lap!