Supernatural2005

Lucifer:
[after killing future Dean, turns around and sees past Dean] Oh. Hello Dean. Aren't you a surprise. [lightning flashes, Lucifer pops up behind him] You've come a long way to see this, haven't you?

Dean Winchester:
Well go ahead. Kill me.

Lucifer:
Kill you? [glances around Dean at the body of future Dean] Don't you think that would be a little... redundant? [sighs] I'm sorry. It must be painful. Speaking to me in this - shape. But it had to be your brother. It had to be. [he reaches for Dean's shoulder, Dean pulls away, Lucifer's arm drops] You don't have to be afraid of me, Dean. What do you think I'm going to do? [walks past Dean, fingers a rose]

Dean Winchester:
[angrily] I don't know, maybe deep-fry the planet?

Lucifer:
[turning back] Why? Why would I want to destroy this stunning thing? *Beautiful* in a trillion different ways! The last, *perfect* handiwork of God? [pause] You ever hear the story of how I fell from grace?

Dean Winchester:
Oh good God, you're not gonna tell me a bedtime story are you? My stomach's almost outta bile.

Lucifer:
You know why God cast me down? Because I *loved* him. More than anything. And then God created... [huffs a small laugh] You. The little, hairless apes. And then he asked all of us to bow down before *you*. To love *you*, more than Him! And I said, Father, I can't. I said these human beings, were flawed, murderous. And for that, God had Michael cast me into Hell! Now tell me, does the punishment fit the crime? Especially when I was right. Look what six billion of you have done to this thing. And how many of you blame me for it. [pause]

Dean Winchester:
You're not fooling me, you know that? With this sympathy for the Devil crap? I know what you are.

Lucifer:
What am I?

Dean Winchester:
You're the same thing only bigger. The same brand of cockroach I been squashing my whole life. An ugly, evil, belly-to-the-ground supernatural piece of crap. The only difference between them and you? Is the size of your ego. [pause, Lucifer smiles]

Lucifer:
I like you, Dean. I get what the other angels see in you. Good-bye. We'll meet again soon. [starts walking away]

Dean Winchester:
[fiercely] You better kill me now!

Lucifer:
[stops, turns back] Pardon?

Dean Winchester:
You better kill me now! Or I swear, I will find a way to kill you! And I won't stop!

Lucifer:
[quietly] I know you won't. I know you won't say yes to Michael either. And I know you won't kill Sam. Whatever you do, you will always end up... here. No matter what choices you make, whatever details you alter, *we* will always end up... here. [a tear drops from Dean's eye] I win. So I win.

Dean Winchester:
You're wrong.

Lucifer:
See you in five years, Dean. [he vanishes with a clap of thunder]