The Adventures of Ozzie & Harriet1952

[opening lines]

Wally Dipple:
Boy, that Professor Fairchild is a grouch.

Dave Nelson:
Well, it's your own fault, Wally.

Wally Dipple:
Well, just the same, he didn't have to single me out in front of the whole class. That was darn embarrassing. Besides, it was as much his fault as it was mine.

Dave Nelson:
How do you figure that?

Wally Dipple:
Well, he gives those dull lectures in that monotone of his. I wasn't the only one that was nodding a little.

Dave Nelson:
No - but you were the only one that was snoring.