The Beverly Hillbillies1962

Colonel Blake:
Jethro,fortunately we take into consideration the amount of formal education a boy has had, and we grade on the curve, so you are eligible to join.

Jethro Bodine:
Hey, that's swell!

Colonel Blake:
However, before I administer the oath, there are a couple of things I'd like to discuss with you.

Jethro Bodine:
Yes, sir?

Colonel Blake:
Now, let's take your application, you're going to be filling out a lot of other forms and I want to give you a tip.

Jethro Bodine:
Thank ya!

Colonel Blake:
Name, address, date of birth, that's okay, but Jethro, where it says sex: write 'male', not 'oh, boy!'

Jethro Bodine:
[Embarrassed] I'm sorry.