The Big Bang Theory2007
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Sheldon Cooper:
Alright. I'm moving my infantry division, augmented by a battalion of orcs from Lord of the Rings. We fight the Tennessee Volunteers, and the North once again wins the Battle of Gettysburg.
Howard Wolowitz:
Not so fast. Remember the South still has two infantry divisions, plus Superman and Godzilla.
Leonard Hofstadter:
No, no, no no. Orcs are magic; Superman is vulnerable to magic. Not to mention, you already lost Godzilla to the Illinois Cavalry and Hulk.
Raj Koothrappali:
Why don't you just have Robert E. Lee charge the line with Shiva and Ganesh?
Penny:
Hey, you guys ready to order?
Howard Wolowitz:
Hang on, honey. Shiva and Ganesh? The Hindu gods against the entire Union army?
Leonard Hofstadter:
And orcs!
Penny:
I'll be back.
Raj Koothrappali:
Excuse me, Ganesh is the remover of obstacles and Shiva's the destroyer. When the smoke clears Abraham Lincoln will be speaking Hindi and drinking mint juleps.
Penny:
Alright, my boss says you have to either order or leave and never come back.
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