The Boondocks2005

Tom Dubois:
Uh, what's going on, guys?

A Pimp Named Slickback:
Mr. Dubois, my name is A Pimp Named Slickback, sir, and this is an intervention.

Tom Dubois:
An intervention?

A Pimp Named Slickback:
Your friends have reason to believe that you are suffering from Chronic B*tch Dependency, Mr. Dubois. May I call you Tom?

Tom Dubois:
Is this some kind of joke?

A Pimp Named Slickback:
Tom, B*tch Dependency is no laughing matter. Addiction to a b*tch can f*** with your friends, your health, and, scary enough, even your money. It's a disease, Tom.