The Charmings1987

Queen Lillian White:
[Lillian has been called in for an IRS audit, and is speaking to herself] They're not going to intimidate me, they're not going to intimidate me, they're not going to intimidate me.

IRS Agent:
Next! [points to Lillian]

Queen Lillian White:
You can't do anything to me, I've done nothing wrong.

IRS Agent:
I hear that all the time. When it comes to tax fraud, everyone swears they're "lilly white."

Queen Lillian White:
But I am Lilly White!

IRS Agent:
Sure, sure, sure. Now sit down!

Queen Lillian White:
I'm warning you, I'm a witch!

IRS Agent:
Oh, yeah? So is my wife. Now, you say you're self employed. Doing what?

Queen Lillian White:
Doing this. [she makes the lamp on the desk levitate]

IRS Agent:
Not bad. But I saw that on a Bud Light commercial. [Lillian then zaps up a huge snake]

IRS Agent:
Any other dependents?

Queen Lillian White:
Tough room! [zaps the snake away]

IRS Agent:
Now look, lady, I've been doing this for 22 years. I've seen it all, I've heard it all. Now where did you get the money?

Queen Lillian White:
I tapped into the credit system through my magic mirror.

IRS Agent:
Ok, I haven't heard it all.