The Facts of Life1979

Grandma Mona:
Natalie's upstairs and I'm down here, and maybe it's better.

Edna Garrett:
What happened?

Grandma Mona:
I don't know. Natalie isn't Natalie anymore. I think she's too old for me. She says that I treat her like a baby.

Edna Garrett:
I'm sure it's just a little misunderstanding.

Grandma Mona:
Oh no, it's a fight. My granddaughter doesn't want me to talk or sing or even to pinch her anymore. In the first place I don't go around saying 'I think I'll pinch Natalie'. But somehow when I get close to her, it just happens.

Edna Garrett:
I know, I know, it's a reflex action. I still muss my son's hair and he's pushing 32.

Grandma Mona:
Yes, it isn't easy to be a grandmother.

Edna Garrett:
I know. I mean I wish I knew. I have 2 sons who could give me a grandchild, but one of them's single and the other one's lazy.