The IT Crowd2006

Roy:
Oh God, it's about time you got back. It's been all go.

Moss:
You had a job?

Roy:
Girl of fifth.

Moss:
Did you and her hit it off?

Roy:
Define "hit if off".

Moss:
Did she continue talking to you once you fixed her computer?

Roy:
No. And while I was working on it she rested a cup on my back.

Moss:
No!

Roy:
Yeah!

[Turns around and shows stains of coffee cup on his back]

Moss:
Unbelievable!

Roy:
Yeah, I mean they have no respect for us up there! No respect whatsoever! We're all just drudgeons to them!

Moss:
Yes! If there were such a thing as a drudgeon, that is what we'd be to them.

Roy:
It's like they're pally-wally when there's a problem with their printer, but once it's fixed...

Moss:
...they toss us away like yesterday's jam!

Roy:
Yes! Yesterday's jam! That's what we are to them.

[Phone rings, Roy picks it up, but before answering he tells Moss]

Roy:
Actually, you know, that doesn't really work, as a thing, because jam lasts for ages.