The Inbetweeners

The Inbetweeners2008

Stars: Simon Bird, James Buckley, Blake Harrison, Joe Thomas
Rating: TV-14
Runtime: 25 minutes

The Inbetweeners is a British coming-of-age sitcom television series, which originally aired on E4 from 2008–2010, that was created and written by Damon Beesley and Iain Morris. The series follows the misadventures of suburban teenager Will (Simon B… more »



Tara:
[Simon is trying to have sex with Tara but failing] Simon, Simon... Nothing's Happening.

Simon Cooper:
I know, I know... You think I don't f***ing know that? I know that better than anyone! I know it's floppy!

Tara:
So don't worry, I was just saying...

Simon Cooper:
Don't say, okay? I know better than anyone that my Penis isn't f***ing working!

Tara:
It's okay...

Simon Cooper:
It's not f***ing okay! It's not okay!

[looks at penis]

Simon Cooper:
Why won't you start? Every time I don't want one it's there and the one time I need it... Nothing!

Tara:
Okay, You're scaring me now...

Simon Cooper:
[shouting at penis] Work you stupid, f***ing thing! Get Big! Get Big!

Tara:
Simon!

Simon Cooper:
Why aren't you doing it? Do it! Get Big! Oh, please just work you ugly c*nt!

[hits it]

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