The Inbetweeners2008

Simon Cooper:
[about finding dates for Will's birthday party] Maybe I'll see what Carli's up to.

Jay Cartwright:
Not being seen dead with you in a million years, is what she's up to.

Simon Cooper:
Oh, I'm sorry, Russell Brand, who are you bringing again?

Jay Cartwright:
Don't worry about me, mate, I'm up to my neck in sluts at the moment. Maybe I'll bring my new f*** buddy along, that little blonde barmaid from the Fox and Hounds.

Neil Sutherland:
You pulled a barmaid? Nice!

Will McKenzie:
Has she got any special dietary requirements? It's just I've never cooked for an imaginary woman before.

Jay Cartwright:
Well, I know she's not allergic to nuts - my nuts...

Simon Cooper:
- brilliant...

Jay Cartwright:
- or my cock.

Will McKenzie:
She only eats small portions then?

Jay Cartwright:
Well I didn't hear your mum complaining... although her mouth was full at the time.

Will McKenzie:
Yep. Good one.