The Inbetweeners

The Inbetweeners2008

Stars: Simon Bird, James Buckley, Blake Harrison, Joe Thomas
Rating: TV-14
Runtime: 25 minutes

The Inbetweeners is a British coming-of-age sitcom television series, which originally aired on E4 from 2008–2010, that was created and written by Damon Beesley and Iain Morris. The series follows the misadventures of suburban teenager Will (Simon B… more »



Simon Cooper:
[about finding dates for Will's birthday party] Maybe I'll see what Carli's up to.

Jay Cartwright:
Not being seen dead with you in a million years, is what she's up to.

Simon Cooper:
Oh, I'm sorry, Russell Brand, who are you bringing again?

Jay Cartwright:
Don't worry about me, mate, I'm up to my neck in sluts at the moment. Maybe I'll bring my new f*** buddy along, that little blonde barmaid from the Fox and Hounds.

Neil Sutherland:
You pulled a barmaid? Nice!

Will McKenzie:
Has she got any special dietary requirements? It's just I've never cooked for an imaginary woman before.

Jay Cartwright:
Well, I know she's not allergic to nuts - my nuts...

Simon Cooper:
- brilliant...

Jay Cartwright:
- or my cock.

Will McKenzie:
She only eats small portions then?

Jay Cartwright:
Well I didn't hear your mum complaining... although her mouth was full at the time.

Will McKenzie:
Yep. Good one.

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