The Mentalist

Teresa Lisbon:
What are you? Huh? Crazy?

Patrick Jane:
Excuse me?

Teresa Lisbon:
I told you to be careful. I told you not to go over the edge.

Patrick Jane:
And I told you not to listen.

Teresa Lisbon:
Don't be childish! I am not your girlfriend. I am an officer of the law. How could I not listen? You kissed her. You offered to help her escape.

Patrick Jane:
And I would ask her to marry me if I thought she'd buy it. I was playing her.

Teresa Lisbon:
She's playing you.