The Mentalist

Coroner Steiner:
You're the consultant that pretends to read minds, aren't you?

Patrick Jane:
No. I don't pretend to read minds, I *do* read minds. Don't we all look at Lisbon and see what she's thinking.

Teresa Lisbon:
No kidding.

Patrick Jane:
And I can see what you're thinking right now.

Coroner Steiner:
I was thinking that you, sir, are a bumptious fool, and I was wondering exactly what training in forensic pathology you have.

Patrick Jane:
Ah. But right before that, you were wondering whether you would choose Lisbon or Van Pelt as your concubine in that little fantasy kingdom you like to visit sometimes.