The Middle2009

Frankie Heck:
Wake up! Wake up!

Mike Heck:
Frankie, what's going on?

Frankie Heck:
Sue's got her period and there's a bear outside!

Sue Heck:
Mom!

Axl Heck:
Oh! What's with the screaming?

Frankie Heck:
There's a bear, and Sue got her period!

Axl Heck:
What?

Frankie Heck:
Run, run. Everybody get to car. [running] Bear! Bear! My daughter got her period! Everybody run! Run away!

Mike Heck:
Really, Sue, now?

Sue Heck:
I couldn't help it.

Frankie Heck:
It's a girl with her period! There have been studies! Make way!

Sue Heck:
Mom! You said you weren't gonna tell!