The Middle2009

Frankie Heck:
You know, every time Nancy Donahue said "Axl's so polite at our house", I assumed she was lying to spare my feelings. And once your English teacher wrote "A pleasure to have in class" on the back of your report card. I thought it was a typo. But you are a pleasure, aren't you?

Axl Heck:
Okay. Liking the words, confused about the bulging neck veins.

Frankie Heck:
They're bulging because I'm wondering how you can be all charming and Colin Firth-y with this guy and Nancy Donahue and God knows who else. How come you never bring your best for us, huh?

Axl Heck:
Oh, like you bring your best for us.

Frankie Heck:
Wait, what? I bring my best. I bring my best 24/7.

Axl Heck:
Yeah, right. I don't see you bringing me dip and lemonade. It's always "I'm too tired. Make your own lunch." Well, the color of the pot is black vis-a-vis the kettle.

Frankie Heck:
We're not talking about me. We're talking about you. Ugh. You were so amazing tonight, I can't even look at you.

Mike Heck:
I know. [angrily] Nice job!