The Middle2009

Frankie Heck:
Look, Aunt Ginny lived a long, full life and she died in her sleep. I think we can all take comfort in that.

Brick Heck:
How is that comforting? I sleep every night. I'd be more comforted if she died in a hang gliding accident.

Mike Heck:
No, in your sleep is what you're shooting for. You just close your eyes and never wake up. You never even know.

Brick Heck:
You never even know?

Frankie Heck:
The point is she looked good.

Mike Heck:
She really did.

Frankie Heck:
And she's in a beautiful spot.

Sue Heck:
She really is.

Axl Heck:
Well, I'm never ending up in a place like that, I'll tell you that right now.

Mike Heck:
If you figure out how to avoid it, let us know.

Axl Heck:
I already did. I'm gonna be frozen.

Frankie Heck:
You're gonna be frozen?

Sue Heck:
Ew, Axl!

Axl Heck:
Relax. Not my whole body. I'm just gonna freeze my head.

Mike Heck:
You're not freezing your head.

Axl Heck:
What? Think about it. I'm pretty awesome. If I go, the world's gonna want me back. So, I'll just freeze my head, and then when they come up with a cure for whatever I died of, they'll unfreeze me.

Sue Heck:
That's creepy. How can you be sure your head will ever get put back on your right body?

Axl Heck:
If I were you, I'd want my head to be put on somebody else's body.