The Middle2009

Axl Heck:
Okay, here are my top picks of the bereavement food. Lemon bars are wicked good. Macaroni salad was a solid "6". But whoever brought the giant cookie - ugh. It was nasty. Ugh.

Brick Heck:
Axl! That wasn't a cookie. That was my Indiana dough map project for school.

Mike Heck:
Damn it, Axl. You ate your brother's project?

Axl Heck:
Well, why'd he put it on the counter with the bereavement food?

Brick Heck:
I didn't. I put it on the counter and people put the bereavement food around it.

Axl Heck:
Pfft. Whatever. I think I did you a favor, anyway. It needed sugar.