The Middle2009

Axl Heck:
How did I ask Weird Ashely to prom again? How?

Brick Heck:
Good news. Lennie just escaped.

Axl Heck:
She must have put some kind of spell on me. I bet she took one of my hairs from our bathroom.

Brick Heck:
Now Curly's organizing a mob, and they're going after him.

Axl Heck:
She's the weirdest girl in school and probably a witch, and now I'm going to prom with her two years in a row. I might as well marry her and get it over with 'cause it's not like I've got a choice in the matter.

Brick Heck:
He and George are hiding by a pond. Lennie's flipping out, but George is telling him about the rabbits. He says they're going to live on a farm and raise the rabbits. Lennie's hugging him.

Sue Heck:
Aw.

Brick Heck:
Curly and the boys are getting closer. George is pulling out a gun.

Axl Heck:
Whoa. He's gonna fight off the bad guys?

Brick Heck:
He just shot Lennie in the back of the head!

Sue Heck:
What?

Axl Heck:
No way!

Brick Heck:
This shouldn't be called "Of Mice and Men". It should be called "Of Men Killing Other Men"!