The Muppet Show1976

Rita Moreno:
Kermit I was wondering if we could just forget the cue cards and just ad lib it.

Kermit the Frog:
Ad lib it? Yes I don't mind doing that but there are others who may take offense.

Rita Moreno:
Like who?

Kermit the Frog:
Like the guy who holds the cue cards.

Sweetums:
Nice lady not want Sweetums to hold cue cards?

Rita Moreno:
Uh no.

Sweetums:
Nice lady want Sweetums to hold something else?

Rita Moreno:
Sure you can hold anything you want.

Sweetums:
Great! That best offer Sweetums have all week.

[Sweetums picks up Rita like a football and walks off with her while Kermit shrieks]

Kermit the Frog:
That's the problem with guests on this show. They seem to get carried away.